I have finally gotten a new cell phone. I haven’t had one since leaving Seattle, mostly because I hate phones. But, I have one now, and I wanted to write a bit about that. I bought a Galaxy 7 Edge. It’s got this cool case that protects the screen and also can be used as a touchscreen through the hard case. It uses NFC for a cool “closed case” screen.
One of the first things I did with my phone was prank my friends. With a brand-new number, not a single person would know who I was, so I used that to send text message pranks.
To one, I said, “Hey Jeffrey (his name’s not Jeff) can we talk?”
He replied – “Wrong number.”
I said, “Stop playing, Jeff. I want to tell you about the ghost I saw in the attic. The white lady appeared again.”
I went on to tell a ghost story, leading up to the ghost saying the actual name of my friend, then me revealing the prank. I pranked another friend by telling him he was subscribed to premium updates from a fake organization, leading into the organization knowing things that he keeps in his apartment and where he was traveling to next, haha. People that know me irl know I’m mischievous like that, and my friends are quick to figure me out.
|I love Halloween|
Something else I’ve been doing is toying with the voice command. When you say “OK Google” the phone listens to you and tries to do what you tell it. But sometimes it outsmarts me.
Me - OK Google, sing to me.
Google - OK! *procedes to play Justin Beiber music*
Me - *frantically lowering the volume and closing apps, trying to kill it*
Google - *music is still playing* "As long as you love me, love me, love me..."
Me - *No apps open, no browsers open... song is still playing when the volume goes up* "OK GOOGLE STAHP!"
Google - OK! [lol] *music stops*
Me - laughing crazily at being outsmarted by a phone
Me - Driving home thinking about how weird it is to give voice commands to a phone. Nothing works like using a keyboard and mouse, imo
Google - [try me]
Me - "OK Google, what are Voldemort's seven horcruxes, then?"
Google - "According to the Harry Potter wiki, there is the Tom Riddle diary, Tom Riddle's father's ring, Slytherin's necklace, the RavenClaw diadem, the Hufflepuff cup, the snake and finally Harry himself. Notice that nothing of Griffendor's was ever used."
Me - ...
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